
The line is broken because I reached the China/Kazakh border at Korgas, and was told that the border was closed due to Kazakhstan Independence Day. This was not so simple to determine. I had just taken a 13 hour terrible overnight sleeper bus to Korgas, arriving at 5am in the dark and cold...and almost nobody was outside. The couple people who were obviously could not speak English, so I did not understand them. Also, my guidebook did not have a map of Korgas because it is such a small town. So I started walking in the dark until I found a hotel, which I thought would mean warmth. Unfortunately, many places in the region use heat sparingly, so the lobby of this hotel was ice cold. At least there was no wind. The night guard (who I awoke from in front of a TV showing an NBA basketball game) kindly used all manner of charade and writing numbers to tell me that the border was closed for at least the next five days.
Unsuccessful at traveling overland, I returned on another overnight sleeper bus to Urumqi and bought a plane ticket leaving immediately for Bishkek(Kyrgyzstan). The ticket was about $240. I did not fly to Almatay because the flight was much more expensive and no plane was leaving that day.
One last picture from Urumqi in western China, a fascinating region where Chinese, Islam and Russian meet. I have no idea what this sign says, but it is like many signs in the city, with all three writing(Islamic is at the top). Good luck at finding any English.
The flight to Kyrgyzstan over the Tian Shan (Heavenly) mountains landed me at Bishkek's airport, which is being half rented out to Uncle Sam. Here is the lineup of U.S. Air Force planes seen on arrival, note the left one loading up with our boys.
I hung out in the tiny airport for a while, watching some Americans come and go through guarded doors on the third floor. A couple military folks went to the airport Post Office to get a sack of mail...I stopped them to say hi. They were not friendly at all.
Kazakhstan is the large country in the north, and the visa is easy to obtain (about $25 for single entry visa issued on the same day in Beijing).
Yes I did actually take a seat nearby and take tele-photo pictures of these jokers. This was the next day, after they harassed me. For any traveler who comes upon this blog, note their location: they are hanging out front of the Beta grocery store in Bishkek (this is so common that the guidebook lists their other locations, to be avoided).
Almaty was the capital of Kazakhstan until about ten years ago, when the capital was moved north to Astana. Almaty has mountains on the south end, but I did not see them because of the weather+ pollution. I did get the oppotunity to stay with Talant (a friend of philfriend Ben H), a young banker who had studied at Columbia in NY. Talant is a Kyrg man now living in Almaty. Being able to talk to a local person, even if only briefly, is better than long times traveling in foreign lands without any communication with the locals. Being able to stay with Talant was fascinating in learning about both Kyrg and Kazah people...only problem is that somehow I forgot to take his picture!

Aralsk Mope. That is what the schedule said, I guess it is pronounced Aralsk More, which means Aral Sea in Russian. More is an ironic translation for sea because less is the key word here. I disembarked in Aralsk Mope to see the sea...or what was left. Being fascinated by all things environmental, this was a highlight for me. Some history: you may remember the Aral Sea on maps in geography class, being a large body of water somewhere in the USSR. Well, in the 1960s the Soviets decided to divert water from the two main rivers that feed it (the Amu Darya and Syr Darya) to grow mostly cotton in the desert of western Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, and Turkmenistan. Without rivers feeding it, the sea shrank. By 15 years ago, it began fragmenting, like this: 
I arrived in Aralsk at the handy time of 8am, and instantly was able to buy a ticket (see above picture) on the train to Aktau (36 hours away on the Caspian Sea) leaving that same day at 9pm. This gave me all day at the Aral. Above is a push and shove picture, to demonstrate ticket buying (I took the pic just after buying the ticket). These people will walk right up to the front of the line and push the front person (me) out of the way (nevermind that me, the front person, is currently being served!). The clerk at the counter will simply help the new person...and rarely try to tell them "hey get in the back of the line." So I go in with elbows out on both sides; I stand in line with my full body pressed up against the person in front...and when I reach the front I put my bag on one side (so no one can come in from that side), and I stand on the other side...making a triangle against the window. Nevermind the language barrier, which forces me to take 10 minutes for a 1 minute transaction, and fully frustrate all behind me.
Above is a picture of a tile mural in the train station of Aralsk. The mural has been there for decades. On the right is daddy Lenin approvingly watching, as his minion in green, reads a proclamation ("Provide fish for the country," is my guess) with outstretched arms to the fishermen of Aralsk. Note the fishermen on the seaside, with nets and sails, and barrels to ship all the fish off to feed the USSR.
Before I show pics of the former seabed, here is one pic of the town, to show that there is life there still. It is a small town. I arrived on Dec 21, the shortest day of the year (winter solstice), and it was snowing. The town streets were all black ice with a dusting of snow, making them dangerous (I fell quite a bit). The place is often described as bleak, so I guess I picked the bleakest day to be there. There is no airport, the 2 day train I took is the only way in. Here is the ruins of a building at the (former, and future?) port in town. Note the ship on the right.
Pictures of the Aral disaster often show large ships stranded in the middle of the desert, where the sea used to be. Some of these pictures are taken at places around the Aral that are harder to get to. I could have payed a couple hundred dollars to get driven in 4WD (a few hours away) to these sites, but I decided that seeing Aralsk would be enough. I was not disappointed. Below is a picture of me standing in the Aral Sea (i.e. on the former seabed), with a ship in the back. Note the cow grazing in the sea. Is that what is called a sea cow?
The temperature is about 10F, and yes that is a self portrait. However, the next picture is not a self portrait (despite what some may think). Those asses are walking in front of an area that has been partitioned off...allowing some water to gather near town. Im not sure what they call it, but I suppose it would be the North North Aral Sea. It is about as big as you see in the picture. Some fish are pulled out of it.
Only a couple ships were readily apparent in the former harbor, and by 11 am I had seen them... Well I knew that the waterfront had slowly receeded, so I reckoned that if I walk out to sea, then I will see more ships. So I started walking, nevermind that it was below freezing, windy and snowing (and I was carrying my luggage, which is a small backpack). I was not walking on smooth land. To keep access from the port to the receeding sea, the locals had dug a huge trench out to the water(a strategy to which was eventually abandoned). In this trench, on the day I visited, was muck. Water was collecting in it, and the water could not freeze because of the high salinity. So I walked on the highpoints. Also, the whole area was dusted with snow. After an hour or two of this I did indeed come to some more boats. So I played on them. Here is another self picture of me pretending I am sailing on the Aral Sea, following another boat with my own.
Back on"land"(i.e. at the town on the former seaside), I came upon these dromedary creatures, and this woman taking her sled to the well to get water.
Although this woman had to go fetch her water from a well, other buildings in town did have plumbing. Although I'm sure some had toilets, I did not see any. I tried at the local museum, the NGO office(a group trying to save the Aral Sea), the train station, and at a restaurant...all pointed me to an outhouse out back that they use...even in the dead of winter. Yes the poop piles were frozen (dont ask how I know). Also, none of these places (inside the business) were heated to more than 45 degrees F...i.e. i couldn't find anywhere warm to sit all day. So I kept walking. I came upon the town market area. In one doorway I found some women selling flounder. These fish were caught from the Aral...or maybe that partitioned area in the picture above with the donkeys. Anyway, they got quite a kick out of me, and despite the language barrier, I could detect a couple marriage offers. Is that what is called a meat market?
The market also had less meaty items, like bread, clothes, candy, DVD players, etc...
Here are a couple pics from the museum. Note the maritime items on display, and the pictures(on the right) of the former sea with ships in it. Quite sad.
There are also some paintings. Here is an especially sad one. Here is my interpretation. This man decorated in military uniform comes back from serving his country only to find his former livlihood gone (as he sits on his overturned boat). Note his headgear: most people in Kazakhstan(and all of central asia) are muslim of course.
So by night I returned to the train station, which was also apparently the local hangout for young males (nevermind that it had no heat). They were enjoying toying with me (and vice versa). One group insisted I take their picture. Note that almost everyone wears all black(this is a common theme through the Soviet areas). Also, something I noticed of males of any age: when you see your group of friends, make sure you shake hands methodically and thoroughly with each one. So I watched a few hours of high schoolish aged guys in black shaking hands.
Back on the train...another 36 hour, 2 night journey, this time from Aralsk to Aktau(Kazakhstan) a city on the Caspian Sea. Traveling by train from the Aral Sea to the Caspian Sea! That sounds like a once in a lifetime experience, so I paid $34 instead of $22 and got a first class compartment. The scenery was Kazakh steppe; steppe is Kazakh for "this scenery is as exciting as driving across Kansas". The first class compartment meant that instead of many random folks trying to talk Russian to me, I only had 3 trying...and boy did they try. And try. The main one was a woman, age 64, going to visit her son in Aktau. She insisted so heavily that I eat her fish (which stank) and eggs (which stank) that she almost shoved them down my throat. She had a motherly concerned look on her face that I was going to perish eating the bread and jelly that I had. I also had ramen noodles that I bought in Aralsk, but the noodles were stale! Stale ramen noodles. Now that is reaching a new low. Well by the time the train arrived in Aktau at 6am, I had communicated that my intention was to take a couple pics of the Caspian Sea, then go to the airport and fly over the Caspian to Baku (Azerbaijan). The woman insisted that her son (who picked her up at the station) drive me. He was a 30 year old tall fellow who spoke English. He was a Kazakh immigrations officer who actually had once taken a trip (with 16 other colleagues) to McAllen Texas to get trained in immigrations security by the U.S. counterparts. Anyhow, I paid him the taxi equivalent, and he did indeed take me from the train station into town, to the seaside to take some pictures in the dark, then to his apartment (where I met his wife and kids and new cat), and to the airport. Once again, entering the home (and having tea and toast) with this Kazakh family on the Caspian Sea was an experience worth many times more than simply traveling by myself. Also, I got to see lots of pictures of the Days Inn where he stayed in McAllen Texas.Anyway, I boarded the plane and looked at my ticket only to realize I was flying SCAT airlines. Scat arilines!? Wow, there are some things you dont name your airline. This is one of the hundreds of airlines that splintered from the Soviet Aeroflot. It is also the Kakakh national carrier, and I dont know if it stands for anything. Here is a picture. (The pic was taken when landing in Azerbaijan, that is why there is a plane in the background...when departing Aktau there were absolutely no other planes)
...and the airline lived up to its name! We all boarded amid tremendous pushing and shoving to walk up a small staircase onto the plane. No seats were assigned. Im not sure why the pushing, because there was thankfully enough seats for everyone. Then the engines started. Then they stopped. Then some mechanics came on board and started taking apart parts of the plane. Here is a pic of them opening a ceiling compartment and working with some wires inside.
Did I mention the airlines name was SCAT? All passengers were asked to get off the plane. We waited in the "terminal"for a couple hours, then returned (pushing and shoving) onto the plane. By now I was planning how to survive a plane crash. I had my inflatable globe. I had a Nalgene plus a disposable water bottle, which I figured I could empty for additional buoyancy once the plane crashed in the Caspian. These planes actually do crash...the safety records are so bad that some of these former Soviet airlines are banned from other countries' airspaces!
One hour and no crashes later, I landed in Baku, Azerbaijan. Above is a map. Azerbaijan is the reddish one on the left side of the Caspian Sea. There are 3 countries in the "Caucausus" region. (yes this is where the word Caucasian comes from). All 3 are former Soviet countries. Azerbaijan is a Muslim country. Georgia and Armenia are mostly Christian. Georgia is the green one, and Armenia is the small brownish one. Note that part of Azerbaijan is separate from the main part...see the small brown area to the west of Armenia. If this map were more detailed, it would also show that Armenia currently occupies part of what Azerbaijan considers their territory. In other words, these countries hate each other. One other note: Armenia hates Turkey because Turkey practiced genocide on over a million Armenians during WWI. A volatile region, especially considering it is borderd to the north by Chechnya (a Muslim populated region of Russia; main city Grozny) and to the south by Iran.
Here is a picture of me on the Caspian Seaside in Baku, the capital of Azerbaijan. As my Scat flight landed, I met the British oil worker (Andy) (there is alot of oil work in Kazakhstan) who had been held up for a day in Kazakhstan due to extortion by immigration officials. He was the only other non-local on the plane (also, there were no female passengers). He was on business, so his company paid the costs of the "penalty" bribe, plus his airline fees. Anyhow, he was a nice fellow who offered me to ride his cab into town, then to shower at his nice hotel...and then he joined me for a day of touring around Baku. He had been there before, but hadn't yet done the tourist thing, so he enjoyed being able to see town while waiting for his flight home the next day. It was nice to have English speaking company.
My first impression on rolling through the Georgian countryside was of the destruction...old train stations were just concrete shells, many homes were in ruins...but at the same time lots of construction was going on. Tbilisi, the capital city, is quite beautiful, and the highlights are alot of old churches.
The national favorite food of Georgia is a cheesy pastry (khachapuri), which I ate way too many of. The next day I caught a marshutka 6 hours from Tiblisi(Georgia) to Yerevan, the capital of Armenia. Armenia has no open borders with Turkey or Azerbaijan (border with Iran is open), which means that to travel overland, I needed to go from Georgia then return back to Georgia. Easy enough. The route was surprisingly scenic, sort of like driving overLoveland Pass(Colorado) back and forth for a few hours. Here is a picture from northern Armenia.
Armenians claim to have the oldest established Christian church in the world (church here meaning organization, not building)... the current seat of the Armenian Aposolistic church is in Echmiadizin, a town near Yerevan. Here are a couple pictures from Echmiadizin.
The whole region from Central Asia to the Middle East eats alot of gyros/shwarma/donor type food (although I did find some great Lavash bread in Yerevan). On the ride back from Yerevan to Tbilisi I took this picture of the car in front. Is that what you call carrion luggage?
and some more carrion luggage, which someone was carrying on the minivan I was in...I guess it was officially a chicken bus.
by the way, the baaaaaad jokes are free. no kidding.
Upon returning to Tbilisi I caught the night train to Batumi, Georgia, a city on the Black Sea Coast. Arriving in the morning, I found a series of local transport to the Turkish border... One of the Georgian immigrations officials at the border tried a few times to get me to join him in some vodka. (I had actually not seen as much drinking in the Caucausus or Central Asia as I had in Russia). Here is a picture of the dawn on the Black Sea.







All of the bicycle traffic seems to have moved into the subway, which was sardine like. Here is an interesting pay-per use toilet vending machine in the subway area.






Lots of yaks out there... and sheep...
Actually there are plenty of muslim in town also, aka Hui Moslem (Chinese Muslim).

At least this guy has company.
Another plateau pic from the train.



Anyway, onto a lighter topic. Despite much meat (like in the background of this next pic) the region is also famous for its Nan. Thats right, Tandoori, just like India. I love this food because it is vegetarian and hot (i.e. probably clean). Here is one pround merchant.
here is another Uighur man working the tandoori pit in Urumqi...
